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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"
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"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
"*grammar police reads ransom note* ""Bring the money hear in too days, or she dead"" *grammar cop dies* ""Damn, he had 2 days until retirement"""
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."
"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."
"Nothing says you're worth more than $25 but not quite worth $50 like a $40 gift certificate."
"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts. Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."