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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walk into a library That's the joke"

"If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."

"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"

"What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? A male truck driver."

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"

"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."

"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"