14901
Joke of the Day
"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."
Next Joke
"The Golden Globe goes to... Burrito ... for best actor in a microwave, with a convincing performance of taking longer than necessary."
"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."
"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
"So a train runs over a woman... A train runs over a woman... Who's fault is it? The train driver's because he was driving through the kitchen."
"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""
"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"
"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."
"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."