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Joke of the Day

"JUDGE: I find you guilty of murder. Sentenced to life. LAWYER: But it was only 20 minutes of murder. JUDGE: Oh, then you're free to go."

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"

"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"

"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."

"I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said ""I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"""

"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."

"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."

"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."

"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."

"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"