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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
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"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."
"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering"
"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."
"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
"What do you call a woman who uses Vagisil? a Basic bitch"
"Have you seen that movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet."
"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."