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Joke of the Day

"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."

"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."

"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."

"As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids."

"You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker."

"Good Cop: We want to help you. Just tell us who was with you on the night of August the 15th. Bae Cop: My parents aren't home. Come over."

"Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?"

"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."

"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""

"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"