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Joke of the Day
"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck!"
"There are two rules for success... 1) Don't tell all you know"
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."
"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."
"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again."
"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."
"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"