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Joke of the Day

"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"

"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"

"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi."

"What is Russia's codename for Trump? Agent Orange."

"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"

"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"