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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."
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"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""
"I have diabetes.... There's no sugar coating it."
"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!"
"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
"For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife."
"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"