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Joke of the Day

"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"

"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."

"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""

"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"

"There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"

"I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you."