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Joke of the Day
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
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"On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment."
"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"
"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."
"Saw a blonde taking a milk bath... I said: Is it pasturized? She said: No silly, it's only up to my tits."
"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."
"I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO"
"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."
"Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?"
"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"