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Joke of the Day
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
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"DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?"
"I've seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."
"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."
"my shower thoughts kept getting deeper and deeper and deeper... then i realized it was because i had the drain-plug in."
"What do you call a sad boner? Mourning Wood"
"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"
"TIFU by getting and STD from my Grandma she gave me hepatitis G"