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Joke of the Day
"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"
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"What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack."
"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."
"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"
"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."
"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium."