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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."

"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"

"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."

"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."

"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"

"Every Adele song is about lasagna."

"do bird watchers not know about tv"