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Joke of the Day
"Every Adele song is about lasagna."
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"[interview at a clothing store] be cool, don't let them know you're a dog ""so what color is this dress?"" oh you gotta be kidding me"
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Hey, nice belt!"""
"Why did the libertarian cross the road? None of your goddamn business. Am I being detained?"
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"
"An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants: ""Euripides?"" Asks the tailor. ""Yeah, Eumenides?"" Replies the man."
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."