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Joke of the Day

"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."

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"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."
"*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it."
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."
"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president."
"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"