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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
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"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."
"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."
"I don't think I should get a brain transplant... But in the end I changed my mind."
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"
"If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue"
"[fans out the deck] Pick a card, any card.. Memorize it.. [hits you in the face with a shovel] KING OF SPADES! [walks off]"