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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
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"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."
"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."
"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."
"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""
"Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork."
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."