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Joke of the Day

"If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president."

"I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"

"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"

"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"

"I like my women like I like my wine.. 12 years old and locked up in a cellar."

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"