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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."
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"I'm smarter than the average bear. But I'm dumber than most foxes and some of the more intelligent bears."
"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"
"I hope I can kill my feelings before my liver."
"A guy is out to dinner with his wife... Wife: See that drunk guy at the bar? Guy: Yeah, what about him? Wife: He proposed to me 10 years ago, but I turned him down. Guy: Wow! He's STILL celebrating!"
"Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE."
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."
"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"
"[Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room ""You've never lived to up to your potential!"""
"How do you LOL in N. Korea? ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!"