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Joke of the Day
"How do you LOL in N. Korea? ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!"
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"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"
"What Time Did Sean Connery Arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"
"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."
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"Tech Support: ""Which format are the images you send?"" Customer: ""Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."""