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Joke of the Day
"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."
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"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"
"What did the frog with internet addiction say? Reddit"
"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""
"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"
"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"
"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""
"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."
"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa... and not like the rest of the family screaming in the backseat"