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Joke of the Day
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
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"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"
"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."
"Growing up is watching your parents morph from superheroes to ordinary people just trying to figure stuff out."
"A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."
"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."