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Joke of the Day

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"Word of advice: dont bother buying toilet paper marketed under the name of Chuck Norris... It's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone."

"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."

"It sucks when someone cuts you off in traffic and you have to catch up to them & throw a perfectly good cup of coffee at their windshield."

"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"

"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"

"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."