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Joke of the Day

"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."

"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh getting kicked out of the Grammy's? I guess that's what happens when you toot on Common."

"why is it called bacon if you fry it"

"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."

"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."

"What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"

"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"