145188

Joke of the Day

"A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces."

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"

"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium."

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"

"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."