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Joke of the Day
"Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!"
Next Joke
"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."
"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."
"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."
"What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!"
"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."
"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"
"What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill."
"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"