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Joke of the Day
"Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!"
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"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."
"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"
"Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind"
"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."
"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"
"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said ""there was room for two people."""
"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."