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Joke of the Day

"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

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"If you open Pandora's Box you better at least buy her dinner."
"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""
"Restraining order Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate? He kept trying to plunder her booty."
"If I ever got the chance to go on ""Jeopardy,"" I'd just buzz in on every question and answer ""what is love?"" until they made me leave."
"A narcissist walks into a bar... The rest of the joke doesn't matter."
"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"
"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."
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