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Joke of the Day
"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
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"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"
"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."
"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."
"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."
"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?"
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"