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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."

"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""

"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"

"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."

"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"

"Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !"

"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"

"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means."

"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."