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Joke of the Day

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."

"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."

"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."

"Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He got shot in the temple"

"I'm deeply in love with you. But hard deeply, like demented. Kind of sick if you know what I mean. I will most probably end up carving you up. Want a coffee?"

"Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel? Same reason children don't attack their parents..."

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."

"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."

"I wasn't going to have a cardiac transplant But then I had a change of heart"

"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""