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Joke of the Day

"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?"

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"

"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"

"I don't think I should get a brain transplant... But in the end I changed my mind."

"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things"

"How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"What's the difference between a beaver and a deer? The deer has a bigger beaver"

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."