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Joke of the Day
"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."
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"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."
"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"
"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."
"My British friend asked me, ""Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"" I told him, ""Dude, we literally drive on the right side."""
"We shouldn't give a shit about recycling or pollution because some scientist will come up with something eventually"
"*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *panics* OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE? *son walks in with powered toothbrush* *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* thank GOD."
"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""
"how do you know if you have a high sperm count? your daughter has to chew before she swallows"