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Joke of the Day

"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"

"I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache."

"Behold the nuclear arsenal of North Korea and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un! The very Earth quakes in terror!"

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."

"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"

"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."

"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."

"Why did the hipster burn his tung? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool..."

"At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor."