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Joke of the Day
"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"
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"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."
"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."
"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green."
"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."
"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."