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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."

"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."

"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."

"Energizing breakfast smoothie: 1. 2 cups chopped kale 2. 1 ripe banana 3. 1/8 tsp flax oil 4. 1/2 cup coconut water 5. 3 grams of cocaine"

"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms!!"

"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"

"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."

"When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."