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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."
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"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"
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"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."
"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"
"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005? Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet."
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."