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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."
"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""
"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."
"What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil."
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."
"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."
"We saw a patient in the emergency room today... He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but...   ...he's fully recovered."
"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"