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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
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"What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao? Pao Ming."
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"
"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."
"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"
"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."
"""I find it funny when my husband brags about how big his penis is.... .....Mine was way bigger"""