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Joke of the Day

"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"

"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."

"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"

"There is a fine line between ""important to me"" and ""dead to me."" Don't walk it."

"why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Mary had a little lamb...... Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!"

"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"

"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"