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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao? Pao Ming."
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"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."
"How do you win an election? By having people believe that you've won an election."
"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"
"If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party."
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"
"What am I doing today? Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!"