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"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"

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"I make apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."
"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."
"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."
"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"
"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."
"When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little one."
"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."