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Joke of the Day
"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"
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"What's the hardest object in a kids playground? My penis."
"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."
"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and"
"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."
"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."
"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"