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Joke of the Day
"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"
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"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"
"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."
"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."
"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"
"Stop making history jokes!! They're getting old."
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."
"EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese."