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Joke of the Day

"What if the missing plane is still up there? ""What?"" Did you check the sky? ""No."" See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin."

"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"

"Extinction ""Not a chance."" Said the last female Dodo, as she walked away from the last male."

"I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares"

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall"

"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."

"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"

"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."

"When is carotene going to get out of beta mode?"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"