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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ? Where is Popcorn ?"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"

"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"

"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"

"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"

"Water-loo is such a shitty place. Just thinking about it would make me pissed, if I gave a crap."

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."