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Joke of the Day
"What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall"
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"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"
"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"
"She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies."
"[IAmA request] UPS delivery man. I hope OP delivers."
"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."
"As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well"
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."