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Joke of the Day

"Extinction ""Not a chance."" Said the last female Dodo, as she walked away from the last male."

"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"

"How To Make Lemon Squares: Make the undercookie Then the jigglesauce Pour the jigglesauce on the undercookie and put it in the bakeybox"

"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."

"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."

"My therapist says I need to overcome ""shame-based"" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here."

"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."