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Joke of the Day
"When is carotene going to get out of beta mode?"
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"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""
"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"
"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."
"A police officer respectfully acknowledges a black man as the man walks past the police station Title"