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Joke of the Day

"Why did jillian fall of the swing? She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)"

"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It chickened out"

"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."

"My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show."

"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado."