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Joke of the Day
"Two stutterers went to order food They didn't."
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"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""
"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"