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Joke of the Day
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"
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"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"
"My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said ""Decepticons"". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time."
"You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone."
"Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head."
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"
"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"
"By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks."
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."