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Joke of the Day
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
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"Whenever someone says, ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes."
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"It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food"