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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""
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"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""
"If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?"
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."
"Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up."
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious"
"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"